2nd September 2014

Question reblogged from It's Stucky In my Head with 292 notes

dagenn said: My dad has a pineapple farm. The plants are really pokey.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

black-american-queen:

aestheticrequiem:

black-american-queen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Things i have learned today

  1. Pineapples do not grow on trees 
  2. Pineapples are carnivorous
  3. Pineapples are berries 
  4. Pineapples are pokey bitches

Things I already knew

  1. Pineapples have an acid that dissolves flesh (i should have know they were carnivorous)
  2. Pineapples are a lie, they don’t grow on pine trees nor are they an apple.

Thank you tumblr for teaching me about pineapples.

Hold the fuck up. Pineapples are berries?!?!

You didn’t know they’re berries?
I DID AND THEY’RE EVIL BERRIES

NO I DIDN’T BECAUSE MY BLACK ASS IS FROM WASHINGTON STATE. ALL I KNOW ABOUT PINEAPPLES IS THAT SHIT GOES IN MY DRANK DRANK ALONG WITH OTHER FRUITS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.

Ask me about coffee, rain, or hipsters and I can drop some knowledge

oh hey i’m from washington too. We actually had nice weather today.

2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from ichi ni san kaesu with 20,314 notes


Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

Tagged: THIS IS SO ADORABLEbrangelinafuck the hatersnewlyweds

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Don't Harm Rachel. with 861 notes

cloneclubbing-with-helena:

cophinelovenest:

cophinelovenest:

cophinelovenest:

So far I have seen:

  • Paul - Natalie Dormer
  • Cal - Kristen Stewart
  • Donnie - Kat Dennings
  • Art - Viola Davis
  • Vic - Michelle Rodriguez
  • Leekie - Meryl Streep

for the OB re-casts. Have I missed any? I am 100% down with all of this plan.

Update:

  • Ellen Page as Scott
  • Lena Headey as Daniel
  • Laura Prepon as Colin

Update: Aubrey Plaza as Felix

KRISTEN STEWART AS CAL LORD HELP ME

Tagged: aww yisssob fancast

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from glasses & dreads with 268,660 notes

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

Source: coobiie

2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from I fell in love with a green girl from outer space with 3,501 notes

blackdenimjeans:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

He looks and acts like a roach

Tagged: you're making me hate youceelo green

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from The twisted mind of a fangirl with 2,770 notes

littlereddove:

punkpro:

orphan black au where everything is the same except paul is played by natalie dormer

This is perfect.

Tagged: obbig dick dormerawww yisss

Source: punkpro

2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Wizards, Gleeks and Demigods with 141,770 notes

relentless-carlos:

iluvsamcedes:

thatsomethingsomething:

Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly.

Every damn frame is dripping with truth.

reminds me of work lol

Tagged: preach

2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Just love me like I am with 387,647 notes

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

Tagged: lol

2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from Living Life: One Blog At a Time with 41,450 notes

youngblackandvegan:

sourcedumal:

shuttersmiley:

soubidou:

burdge:

victims of the 90’s

Why is Hermione’s skin black o_o ? I am troubled here

Why wouldn’t she be? No where in the books did it say she was white. Also, why the idea of a black Hermione trouble you so much?

Now you know you cant have Black people in headcanons unless the book explicitly says she was a colored negro afro american chocolate ebony girl….

and her skin isn’t black her skin is brown, you ignorant fool

youngblackandvegan:

sourcedumal:

shuttersmiley:

soubidou:

burdge:

victims of the 90’s

Why is Hermione’s skin black o_o ? I am troubled here

Why wouldn’t she be? No where in the books did it say she was white. Also, why the idea of a black Hermione trouble you so much?

Now you know you cant have Black people in headcanons unless the book explicitly says she was a colored negro afro american chocolate ebony girl….

and her skin isn’t black her skin is brown, you ignorant fool

Tagged: hp

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1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from you won science. you're a scientist now with 26,833 notes

exgynocraticgrrl:

Kerry Washington performing Sojourner Truth's 1851 "Ain't I A Woman" speech

 A clip from the History Channel’s “The People Speak”

Tagged: preach

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1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from This is for keeps. with 57,451 notes

James C. LewisIcons Of The Bible

The series, which will be fully released in October, features 70 models who identify as either Asian, Native American, Hispanic, African, Middle Eastern, Black American and West Indian.

"I think it is very important to see one’s self in the Scripture so that it may become real in their eyes," Lewis told The Huffington Post. "The whitewashing of the Bible has always bothered me. However I’m happy to now have the opportunity to give a different point of view."

"I wish to exhibit a splash of color onto the biblical pages of history with my creative embellishments. By doing so I hope to open the minds and eyes of the ignorant and create open conversations of how we can learn to see the world through colorful lenses. After all, the Gospel of Jesus Christ is intended for everyone."

For those who’d like to see the entire collection, “Icons Of The Bible” will on display from November 2014 to February 2015 in Atlanta, GA.

Source: yasboogie

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from a little of this, a little of that with 103,571 notes

vincent-van-gay:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

housingworksbookstore:

openbookstore:

sizvideos:

Video

This is excellent!

"Slutty Iron Man"

I keep thinking that woman is Ke$ha.

!!!!!!

Source: sizvideos

1st September 2014

Quote reblogged from LEMONADE ® NSFW with 108,550 notes

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

— (via lesbipoet13)

Tagged: preach

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1st September 2014

Photo reblogged from ALL THE SAME MEMES with 13,528 notes

naamahdarling:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

mirrepp:

Some harsh but very very true words

When people let me review their portfolios (on career day or open days at my game design school) I explicitly ban them from commenting during the review… …because otherwise they will follow the impulse to downplay everything I see in an attempt at being humble."this is an old image…"
"I’m not happy with that one…""this is just a sketch…"
"I did this really quickly…""there is better stuff on later pages…"It’s totally understandable to have those impulses. The quality of art is not empirical data and therefore impossible to measure. Good art, bad art, it all comes down to standards. And you don’t want to come off as naive or self-absorbed.But just don’t do it. Don’t talk yourself down in front of others. In the best case you have someone supportive who now thinks “damn, this person needs to be prepped up all the time. Do I really want to work with somebody like that” or in worst case “now that you say it, yeah, this is kinda lame/rushed/unfinished/lazy, go away.”You can only submit what you have. If that is not enough, then it’s not enough. Your attitude will not change that. But if it is enough, you can do serious harm by not being confident of who you are now.This means appreciating what you are able to do right now and have a clear vision of what you want to learn, be confident that you will learn it in time. Be proud.

This is really important.  Eliminate this urge.  Eliminate it professionally, when having contact with people in a position to buy your work.  Eliminate it socially, when you just share your work for fun.  Destroy this urge as thoroughly as you possibly can.
Because when you have done that, you’ll find that you feel at least 25% less shitty about your own work.  You lose the urge to do it.  You stop reinforcing those negative thoughts, and they retreat.  They may never go away completely (although they might!) but this is good practice for ignoring those thoughts flat-out.
Don’t shit-talk yourself.  Even if you can’t be SO PROUD, don’t ever try to influence anyone’s opinion toward your work in the negative.
Try to love your work.  Try to see what you learned from each piece, even if it’s a failure.  If you feel that you learned nothing, appreciate the fact that just spending time on it is honing your skills and giving you valuable practice.
i used to be super not-confident in my own work.  When I stopped pointing out the flaws in my own stuff, I felt better about it almost immediately.

naamahdarling:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

mirrepp:

Some harsh but very very true words

When people let me review their portfolios (on career day or open days at my game design school) I explicitly ban them from commenting during the review… …because otherwise they will follow the impulse to downplay everything I see in an attempt at being humble.

"this is an old image…"

"I’m not happy with that one…"

"this is just a sketch…"

"I did this really quickly…"

"there is better stuff on later pages…"

It’s totally understandable to have those impulses. The quality of art is not empirical data and therefore impossible to measure. Good art, bad art, it all comes down to standards. And you don’t want to come off as naive or self-absorbed.

But just don’t do it. Don’t talk yourself down in front of others. In the best case you have someone supportive who now thinks “damn, this person needs to be prepped up all the time. Do I really want to work with somebody like that” or in worst case “now that you say it, yeah, this is kinda lame/rushed/unfinished/lazy, go away.”

You can only submit what you have. If that is not enough, then it’s not enough. Your attitude will not change that. But if it is enough, you can do serious harm by not being confident of who you are now.

This means appreciating what you are able to do right now and have a clear vision of what you want to learn, be confident that you will learn it in time. 

Be proud.

This is really important.  Eliminate this urge.  Eliminate it professionally, when having contact with people in a position to buy your work.  Eliminate it socially, when you just share your work for fun.  Destroy this urge as thoroughly as you possibly can.

Because when you have done that, you’ll find that you feel at least 25% less shitty about your own work.  You lose the urge to do it.  You stop reinforcing those negative thoughts, and they retreat.  They may never go away completely (although they might!) but this is good practice for ignoring those thoughts flat-out.

Don’t shit-talk yourself.  Even if you can’t be SO PROUD, don’t ever try to influence anyone’s opinion toward your work in the negative.

Try to love your work.  Try to see what you learned from each piece, even if it’s a failure.  If you feel that you learned nothing, appreciate the fact that just spending time on it is honing your skills and giving you valuable practice.

i used to be super not-confident in my own work.  When I stopped pointing out the flaws in my own stuff, I felt better about it almost immediately.

Source: mirrepp

31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from dreaming out loud with 48 notes

a-hurricane-from-your-tongue:

So my tattoo is basically all healed, and I’m still so in love with it. This is more than just a tattoo to me, it’s what Paramore has taught me over the past 7 years that I’ve been a fan.
When I was younger, I was very lonely. I didn’t have many friends, and I had this paralyzing fear that I would never be good enough. When I heard Paramore for the first time, I felt understood. I felt like I wasn’t alone with my thoughts and feelings anymore. There were people that understood pain, and loneliness. They understood how it felt to have your heart broken.
Each Paramore album has gotten me through each phase of my life, and I’m forever grateful for the lyrics that have provided me so much solace. I would not be the same person I am today without them.
To me, this tattoo is a reminder that life isn’t always rainbows and unicorns, but if you can work through the pain that comes with living, you’ll experience the joy and knowledge that comes with healing. Thank you Paramore for showing me that.

a-hurricane-from-your-tongue:

So my tattoo is basically all healed, and I’m still so in love with it. This is more than just a tattoo to me, it’s what Paramore has taught me over the past 7 years that I’ve been a fan.

When I was younger, I was very lonely. I didn’t have many friends, and I had this paralyzing fear that I would never be good enough. When I heard Paramore for the first time, I felt understood. I felt like I wasn’t alone with my thoughts and feelings anymore. There were people that understood pain, and loneliness. They understood how it felt to have your heart broken.

Each Paramore album has gotten me through each phase of my life, and I’m forever grateful for the lyrics that have provided me so much solace. I would not be the same person I am today without them.

To me, this tattoo is a reminder that life isn’t always rainbows and unicorns, but if you can work through the pain that comes with living, you’ll experience the joy and knowledge that comes with healing. Thank you Paramore for showing me that.

Source: a-hurricane-from-your-tongue